29. February 2104 - 4:05
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The First Annual Newcastle Upon Tyne Meat Whittling Olympics | Elswick Park | Friday, 29. February 2104

Join me and teams from Bolivia, Mongolia, Iceland and Chad in the first ever meat whittling Olympiad.

There will be 3 events:

Hoof Whittle - Contestants need to whittle a horse hoof into a mouse hoof in under 3 three minutes using Brut deodorant.

Liver Bobsleigh - Teams of four must whittle a bobsleigh track using many livers (excluding kitten), then slide their meat bobsleigh down in the fastest time. No coffee will be harmed during this event.

Showstopper Challenge - This is the big one, competitors have 21 hours to whittle a fancy cake in the style of Bob Geldof using two meats, one of which must be Mary Berry meat.

Join me, Kid Creole and one of his coconuts for what promises to be a fantastic event for all the family !

Kids welcome, but no processed meat.